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Top 5 Land of Adam Valentine's Day Gifts and Love Advice

Valentine's Day is next weekend. So for the last minute shopper, instead of picking up a card from the gas station on the way home, we've come up with some alternative gift ideas that should score you a few brownie points. Enter the code VALENTINE2016 by 12:00 a.m. Monday February 8th at checkout and save 30% off of your entire purchase. Pickup only! Orders will be ready Friday Feb 12th during regular business hours from our studio.

For those who are romantically challenged, we've provided some scripting under our suggestions that will be helpful for you to connect his/her heart to the gift, thus making you a romantic hero. Use at your own discretion.

Here's our top 5 most romantic gifts.

1. Buffalove

You say, "Like this buffalo, my love for you only gets stronger with time. I will be steadfast and there for you even on a cold and foggy morning. Now cuddle up to my furry body and warm my heart you sexy beast."

 2. Sweet Boards

You say, "These sweet boards keep me afloat throughout the crashing waves of life. We'll totallydrop in even in the gnarest of the gnar because nothing makes my heart swim quite like being pitted in your arms. So pitted like that."

3. The One For You

You say, "There I was. Standing. Waiting. Gazing out into the wild blue hoping one day I might find you. And then I did. And now you keep me safe. You bring peace to my mind that you'll always be there to pull me out of a jam. Now let's practice some mouth-to-mouth."

 4. A Golden Opportunity 

You say, "My heart is much like this beautifully treacherous cliff. You are wild, bold and beautiful. I love living on the edge with you because much like these two cliffs, absolute beauty brings the two of us together. I could engrave 63 million years of special times on your heart just as the ocean has the coast. No matter what, even if I'm securely on land, I'll always be falling for you."

 5. Our Escape

You say, "This is where we'll escape after we hide all the bloody volleyballs. You see, you still love me. I know it. Because you're still standing right here with me. No matter what happens, I will always get lost in your deep and gorgeous eyes. It's my great escape from the harsh realities of this world. And the law. Do you have any cleaning solution under the sink?"